What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 23:59
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
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No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
What one thing makes someone a very mature person?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
How can I get thousands of likes on TikTok?
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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